Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Bullets! Bikinis!! Bazookas!!! Radioactive pythons exploding out of toilets!!!!

No film captures the playful chaos of action cinema’s Golden Age like director Andy and producer Arlene Sidaris’ undisputed masterpiece. An inexhaustible geyser of top-notch sex and violence, HARD TICKET TO HAWAII exists beyond entertainment’s maximum limits. If you see only two movies in your lifetime, it should be because you watched this twice.

The Agency is a tough-as-nails, tech-savvy squad of physically ideal humans (led by Playboy icon Dona Speir and “Bold and the Beautiful” soap legend Ronn Moss) who defend Hawaii’s Molokai Island from diamond smugglers, narcotics slingers and a skateboarding maniac armed with an inflatable sex doll. Tirelessly and shirtlessly, they deal out homicidal justice at every turn -- unleashing helicopters, motorcycles and deadly frisbees to ensure the safety of every bronzed boytoy and babe on the beach!

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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Film Info

Andy Sidaris, 1987, US, 96 minutes, R

Genre: Action
Cast Members: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton
Format: Digital
Writer: Andy Sidaris